Six-Word Memoirs

A fun exercise…

Spent all my time counting fingers.

I forget how to spell memoir?

I can’t walk and chew gum.

I have something funny to say…

People sometimes call me the “Unabomber”.

They’ll still overprice this short memoir.

Here I sit in the basement.

Without wit, here’s what I’ll submit.

I, introverted, world will swallow me.

So many ideas, so little time.

Restless I am, proactive I’m not.

Changing the world with a keyboard.